What am I teaching them?

A few days ago I was driving with my son on some errands. One of the stops I was making was to a kitchen that I used to work at. I told Jason that I used to work there and cooked lots of meals every day for boys and girls.

This sent him on a who has a penis tangent. After listening to him spend two minutes telling everyone he knew who did and did not have a penis I decided that maybe this was a learning opportunity. I spent 30 seconds telling him that women had a vagina instead of a penis.

After explaining everything to him I asked if he understood. Jason looked puzzled for a few seconds and then said:

"Yes.....but where do they scratch?"

I had to pull over because I was laughing to hard.