Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Daisy Duke

A month of contemplation has resulted in the correct wording to describe the new Daisy Duke.
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We have discovered a form of silicone life. It appeared in the form of breasts and while it was mobile and was able to "shake it" there appeared to be little or no intelligence.

Case in point: The "These boots were made for walking" video that somehow turned into a softcore porn carwash movie.

Her money would have been better off spent on a comic book instead of the implants...At least then she could spend her time sounding out the words and perhaps eventually not seem to be the dumbest, ditzyest blond on the planet.

I do have to admit that she was easy on the eyes, even if they ruined the character. I wish my wife would were some of those outfits for me.

That would be nice!

3 Comments:

At 1:24 AM, Blogger Pants since 1986 said...

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee's BAACK!!!

 
At 12:18 AM, Blogger something witty said...

and next...........

 
At 7:31 PM, Blogger something witty said...

FREEKIN UPDATE ALREADY!!!

 

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